Teacup Cafe Posts from April 23, 2008

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Just meaning I'm not sure whether I am speaking to a person several thousand years old, or a new poster.

I am both nearly 45,000 (as of the end of the Third Age, based on the idea that a Valian year is 144 sun years), or 29, turning 30 in July. Your choice.

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Black light works wonders

We also have great moisturizers in Valinor...

Nope, didn't forget my way. Just enjoying myself in the lits.

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Are you saying that Tolkien is more important than us!? How could you! *hits Rinkë with a glove on her right cheek*

Answer: Yes.

*reaction* Well, there are two possible reactions to that.

29 Year Old Human Rinkë: *cries hysterically*

Ñoldor Rinkë: *pulls sword and plunges it through your stomach, laughing as you die, teaching you that's what happens when you insult a Son of Fëanor in such a manner!*

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Slapping someone with a glove on his/her right cheek is challenging them. The challenged person gets to choose either the place and date or the weapons. You do NOT just stab through them! Have you no honor? ARGH!

Of course I knew that. Just thought I'd skip a few steps and make it easier for everyone.